Shitmat - The NeverEnding EastEnders Album

Genre:	Electronic, Rock, Pop
Singer:	Shitmat
Title:	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album
Short-info:	Label: Not On Label (Shitmat Self-Date of released) ‎– none Type: 22 x File, FLAC, Album, 16-bit 44.1 kHz Country: UK Date of released: 06 Oct 2017 Category: Electronic, Rock, Pop Style: Parody
MP3 album size .rar:	1405 mb
APE album size .rar:	1481 mb
Digital formats:	MP3 FLAC APE AHX AU WAV RA MP2 MIDI

Shitmat - The NeverEnding EastEnders Album
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Shitmat - The NeverEnding EastEnders Album
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Tracklist

1	YMCEE	0:29
2	Living On A Square	1:55
3	I'm To Sexy For This Theme Tune	0:22
4	Squire Of Walford	1:07
5	Only Easts And Enders	0:27
6	The EastEnders Theme Tune (Ian Beale IGNL VIP Mix)	0:55
7	The Ballad Of Barry And Janine	1:37
8	Ian Beale And The Chipshop Factory	0:29
9	2 Unjim(Branning)ited	0:27
10	Lucy Beale In The Sky With Diamonds	0:25
11	Going To EEbiza	1:28
12	Do They Sell Meatloaf At The Cafe?	0:36
13	Eastenders Theme (Chesso Hawkio Remix)	3:39
14	Mr Enderman (Really Shoulda Changed 'Shabba' To 'Bepe' But To Lazy)	1:12
15	Laundrette Of Love (Feat EE17)	1:50
16	Imagine Keith From The Prodigy Played Peggy Mitchell Instead Of Barbara Windsor	0:53
17	Tupack Shirley	1:14
18	Dot's Army	1:03
19	That Obligatory Smash Mouth 'All Star' Remix (4% Slower Mix)	3:31
20	On A Mitchell Tip	1:34
21	BBC Rhapsody	1:00
22	Mothball's In Babe's Stew	2:53

Credits

Artwork – Vicki Umansky
Mastered By – Beppe DiMarco
Music By – DJ Shitmat*

Notes

This is an October 7th, 2017 iteration (likely the fourth of all iterations) of an album to which Shitmat will continue to add tracks (in effect, re-releasing it with every alteration) until he "die[s] getting hit over the dead with a heavy metal doorstop or get[s] pushed off a cliff in Scotland." It consists entirely of variations on Simon May's EastEnder's theme tune. Though the release's size and composition may fluctuate, Shitmat promises to maintain "[the] price of this awful infinite album [at] £3.90 (roughly the same as a pint of in the queen vic [i.e., The Queen Victoria]) no matter if it has 3 tracks or 333 tracks." Released through Shitmat's Bandcamp page.

The first track's title, "YMCEE," probably substitutes EastEnders (i.e., "EE") for Association (i.e., "A"), hence the capitalization (also present in tracks eleven and fifteen). "IGNL" in track six may likewise be an initialism (for what, it isn't clear). Tracks two and fourteen contain spelling errors, though these may be amended in future iterations.

Other versions

Category	Artist	Title (Format)	Label	Category	Country	Year
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(23xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(21xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017
none	Shitmat	The NeverEnding EastEnders Album ‎(19xFile, FLAC, Album, 16-)	Not On Label (Shitmat Self-released)	none	UK	2017